The difference

I sat down with a thump on the couch. It was a clumsy move and made me look more messed up than I actually was. Slightly more messed up than moderately messed up. There’s a big difference between those two. Moderately messed up means you make bad relationship decisions then end up going streaking to the sub place on the corner. Being completely messed involves peeing between the stove and fridge while totally forgetting that the place you’re in is actually yours.

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